My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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