I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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