She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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