the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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