You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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