How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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