Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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