pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Do plants get herpes?
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