Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
even my farts smell like vagina
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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