My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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