I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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