its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just want nice things and good sex
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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