I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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