her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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