if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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