I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
