What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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