He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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