New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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