Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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