HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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