Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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