you guys were way drunker than both of me
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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