I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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