hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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