Dual....:-)
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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