I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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