Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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