Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Operation Purity has been aborted
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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