Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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