I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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