if i can run in heels then i can drive
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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