I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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