did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
should my penis look like a turkey
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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