i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
How external is "for external use only"?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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