it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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