I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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