So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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