: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I didn't notice because vodka
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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