Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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