please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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