I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Randomize