But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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