We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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