I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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