Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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