it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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