So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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