love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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