i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We don't watch enough power rangers
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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