yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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