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my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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