My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
